GLUTEN-FREE Open-VZ and KVM VPS!
There's nothing worse than a company exploiting a fad to profit from the lesser informed, well fear not because we're here to save the day!
Always looking for new ways to improve our product range, we've finally done it. After years of testing and refinement, we've created the Holy Grail of VPS. DireVPS are proud to present our new GLUTEN FREE range!
Raised on a Highland farm, near the windy shores of OpenITC Vale, just east of Sea Peue, we've crafted the finest VPS, capturing both flavour and performance that's coeliac compatible.
If you're experiencing bloating, diarrhoea, nausea, wind, constipation, tiredness, headaches, mouth ulcers, sudden or unexpected weight loss when using other VPS then you could benefit from using ours!
We guarantee our products to be GLUTEN FREE!*
Take one VPS every month for several months. This is unlikely to reduce your symptoms but will definitely not worsen your gluten allergy.
*Made on a server which has been near nuts. Whilst every effort has been made during the preparation of your VPS, some bones may still be present and could represent a choking hazard. Please consult a doctor before using if pregnant.
Our Range of Treatments
KVM
_KVM VPS Option #1: £2.50/month (~$4.17USD)_
2 vCPU Cores
512MB RAM
25GB Disk
2.5TB Monthly transfer
1 IPv4 Address
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
12.5GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE Order URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/type/20
_KVM VPS Option #2: £4.00/month (~$6.67USD)_
4 vCPU Cores
1GB RAM
50GB Disk
5TB Monthly transfer
1 IPv4 Address
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
25GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE Order URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/type/20
OS's Available You can self-install any OS that's on a Chunk Encoding enabled HTTP server which is accessible from our servers. Previously we had a limit of 2GB for ISOs but this has now been removed. Just enter the URL into our control panel and follow the on-screen instructions.
OpenVZ
_OPENVZ SSD VPS #1: £12 (~$19.84 USD) per 12 months_
2x E5 cores
256MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM
3.25GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260
1.6180339887 TB Monthly data transfer
1 IPv4
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
3.25GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/516
_OPENVZ SSD VPS #2: £6 (~$9.92 USD) per 3 months_
4x E5 cores
512MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM
6.5GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260
3.14159265359 TB Monthly data transfer
1 IPv4
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
6.5GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/517
_OPENVZ SSD VPS #3: £4 (~$6.61 USD) per month_
8x E5 cores
1024MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM
13GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260
42 TB Monthly data transfer
1 IPv4
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
13GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/518
OS's Available
CentOS 5 (32bit & 64bit)
CentOS 6 (32bit & 64bit)
Debian 5 (32bit & 64bit)
Debian 6 (32bit & 64bit)
Debian 7 (32bit & 64bit)
Ubuntu 12.04 (32bit & 64bit)
The following aren't available on our OpenVZ plans:
PPP
FUSE
IPTables masquerade isn't supported by OpenVZ (though SNAT works).
If you need these facilities, please consider a KVM product instead.
All offers above at RapidSwitch in Maidenhead, UK
Terms & Conditions
This offer is available up to 5 per person until after the first week from the date of this advert.
This is a DireVPS offer so please read our ToS (it's on the front page of www.direvps.com). If you feel any anxiety or concern with our ToS, please don't sign up. It's a budget product with a specific value proposition for those that understand and accept what they're singing up for.
For those that don't yet know us, we're not a scam but we do our best to try to appear as one.
Custom orders are available but only for quantities of 10 VPS or more.
P.S. It's an unfortunate state of affairs but we do need to mention this isn't a food product.